Joel Osteen – Your Best Teeth Now

Whoever this guy is, he got the Joel Osteen accent right on. Ah, if only Jesus wasn’t “sold” like a self-help product.

Youth Ministry, According to Scripture

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. “Go on up, you baldhead!” they said. “Go on up, you baldhead!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.

-2 Kings 2:23-25 NIV